It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke. How many alligators walked into the bar with a priest and an atheist? One, because it ate the priest and atheist. I know. I just made it up. It's terrible. Yesterday we went exploring at Myakka State Park, or as Aunt Beck called it - Kyakka. It's a great place where the alligators and boar roam free, as well as the picture hungry tourists. On the informational signage, there is a button you can press to tell whether or not certain things about alligators are true. One of the buttons was about running in zig zags to get away from an alligator. The recorded response, in a high pitched woman's voice says - "No silly. If an alligator attacks run straight back from where you are!" So tell me, how many alligators do you see in the picture below. (And yes, there is also an alligator in the picture with the warning sign.)
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